The world would be a sadder place without fat drunk girls to watch fall off mechanical bulls over and over again.
Tags: fat girl bull drunk owned
This is why I don't join the military. I don't care about dying in some pointless war for corporate profit, I just don't want to do retarded shit like this.
Tags: girl military owned
You're not supposed to grind with your helmet, dude.
Tags: skiier stack owned
Oh my god!
She should just sit on the beach and be naked while the men go out and play sports.
Tags: sexy girl wakeboard fail owned
There are much easier ways to kill yourself than trying to decapitate yourself with firecrackers.
Tags: firecracker extreme owned
It takes special skills to shoot yourself in the hand... that's holding your gun. Now someone get this moron back on the short bus.
Tags: idiot gun jackass owned
Props to the drunk rednecks who stood there cheering while the dude got run over again and again.
Tags: motocross accident owned extreme
Ah, the indignities of gym class. High school sucked.
Tags: dodge ball gym owned
Pretty stupid to begin with, and I'm somehow doubting he got any smarter after that faceplant...
Tags: skater roof jackass owned rollerblade
I'm not sure I want to get anywhere near a girl who keeps repeating that her dixie wrecked...
Tags: girl cute funny owned
I'm glad to see these kids are working on removing themselves from the gene pool.
Tags: extreme jackass see-saw owned
It's never a good sign when you're peeing blood after an accident.
Tags: jackass dirtbike owned blood pee extreme