If you're gonna jump 30 feet into a pool, you better not land flat on your back.
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I predict forklifts will soon replace four-wheelers and snowmobiles as the stunt vehicles of choice.
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He definitely got up on the wrong side of the desk.
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Oh my god!
Don't bring a water balloon to a taser fight.
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Child Protective Services arriving on scene in 3... 2... 1...
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Didn't she learn from Borat? You don't mess with the National Anthem in Texas.
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This is why your children will never visit the nursing home.
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At least his camera keep working the whole way down.
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He'll be the first squirrel on the moon!
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Fat people are why we can't have nice things.
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If the name of the game is bowling for pedestrians, that driver picked up a nice spare.
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Well at least they got it into the water, just not in one piece.
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This looks like a good start to a porno, but because they're German, you know it ended with them crapping on each other.
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This is why I never lift anything heavier than a bag of cheetos.
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If you use a truck to give yourself a wedgie... well, you might just be a retard.
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See, this is why reporters shouldn't try and be "hip". Giant plastic balls will run you over from behind.
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It's a good thing she tried with horses before moving on to crocodiles.
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She keeps his balls in a jar under her sink now.
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Stop goat-on-child violence!
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Hope he wasn't planning on getting any from the Guitar Hero groupies tonight.
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