Tags Matching 'owned'

	Redneck Child Car Wreck Child Protective Services arriving on scene in 3... 2... 1... Tags: redneck owned comedy
	Bad Singer Murders National Anthem Didn't she learn from Borat? You don't mess with the National Anthem in Texas. Tags: anthem singer owned
	Man Vs. Pocket Bike This is why your children will never visit the nursing home. Tags: pocketbike owned
	Warning! This May Make You Horny! Oh my god!
	My Drunk Girlfriend
	Base Jump Gone Horribly Wrong At least his camera keep working the whole way down. Tags: base jump accident fall owned
	Homemade Squirrel Launcher He'll be the first squirrel on the moon! Tags: squirrel launcher owned
	Fat Woman Destroys Bouncy Castle Fat people are why we can't have nice things. Tags: fat woman balloon owned
	Pedestrian Taken Out By Speeding Car If the name of the game is bowling for pedestrians, that driver picked up a nice spare. Tags: car accident pedestrian owned
	How Not To Move A Boat Well at least they got it into the water, just not in one piece. Tags: boat accident owned
	German Stripper Pole Catfight This looks like a good start to a porno, but because they're German, you know it ended with them crapping on each other. Tags: german stripper pole owned extreme hot sexy By: hawtstuffbaby
	Olympic Weightlifter Dislocates Shoulder This is why I never lift anything heavier than a bag of cheetos. Tags: olympics sports owned
	Tug-o-wedgie If you use a truck to give yourself a wedgie... well, you might just be a retard. Tags: truck wedgie owned
	Ditzy Reporter Gets Balled See, this is why reporters shouldn't try and be "hip". Giant plastic balls will run you over from behind. Tags: reporter ball owned
	Girl Faceplants Into Horse Ass It's a good thing she tried with horses before moving on to crocodiles. Tags: girl horse ass owned
	Wannabe Lawyer Gets Owned By Judge She keeps his balls in a jar under her sink now. Tags: judge lawyer court owned
	Goat Hits Kid In Face Stop goat-on-child violence! Tags: goat kid owned
	Guitar Hero Nut Shot Hope he wasn't planning on getting any from the Guitar Hero groupies tonight. Tags: guitar hero nut shot owned
	Fat Girl Vs. Mechanical Bull The world would be a sadder place without fat drunk girls to watch fall off mechanical bulls over and over again. Tags: fat girl bull drunk owned
	Girl Gets Taken Out In Rifle Drill This is why I don't join the military. I don't care about dying in some pointless war for corporate profit, I just don't want to do retarded shit like this. Tags: girl military owned
	Nasty Ski Stack You're not supposed to grind with your helmet, dude. Tags: skiier stack owned
	Girl Fails At Wakeboarding She should just sit on the beach and be naked while the men go out and play sports. Tags: sexy girl wakeboard fail owned